"Jumping the shark" refers to the moment when something peaks and begins a downward spiral to obscurity. Jumped The Shark is here to celebrate these moments and to provide a place to comment on your favourite (or most hated) TV Show, Movie or Other Topic.
" This is utter horseshit, school bullying an international scale, in which one kid - the UK - is basically isolated from, and picked on by, everyone else.
Seriously, why do we bother entering this? Post "War on Terror", we could've had the Beatles performing a hitherto undiscovered classic, and it wouldn't have mattered a damn - we'd still have lost out to a Europop "classic" like Smerzzy from Poland dressed like Mr Benn on an acid trip warbling some nonsense "schmizzy, schmizzy, yah! Jubnob cristy millzo!".
And that's the point, isn't it? Us complaining about losing Eurovision is like Manchester United sulking because they weren't invited to a primary school 5-a-side. Abba aside - and they performed in English - how many European "hitmakers" can you name? "
" Its not the fact that we dont ever win or even come close. Its that everyone still talks about it like we are supposed to care!! Everyone always hates us in Eurovision? I hate us in Eurovision. We suck. "
" Britain does have a little bit of talent. A tiny little bit! Unfortunately Simon Cowell will make us sit through 50 mins of crazy folk humiliating themselves and people being so overly emotional they would burst into tears and threaten suicide if someone said they didnt like the colour of shoes they had on. Inbetween somewhere there is talent trying to get noticed. "